Kindergarteners share how to cook a turkey
I would start it on the oven then pull the skin off. Then I’d eat it. I would put cheese and ranch dressing on it. I’d cook it for five minutes.
I’d shoot one and put it in the oven and bake it for 20 hours. I’d put ketchup, pizza sauce and pepperoni on it. I’d also put mashed potatoes on it. I’d wait 20 hours for it to cool down then put it back in the oven. I’d warm it when it was ready.
I would cook it for two minutes then eat it. I’d put a little bit of salt and a little bit of pepper on it. I’m just going to have turkey to eat. Nothing else.
I would kill it and take it home then put it on the grill. Then take it inside and then eat it. I would put some hot sauce and some salt on it. I would cook it for four minutes.
I would go over to my friend’s daddy’s house and my daddy will catch one. We’d put it on the back of the truck and tied it up. When we got it home, we would cut it up and put it in the oven with some teriyaki sauce and salt. When it is finished cooking, then I would eat it.
I would cook it on a stove at my momma’s house for 20 minutes. I’d put nothing on it and have corn with it.
I would bake it for 15 minutes with some breadcrumbs. I would just eat turkey.
First, I would put it in the oven and dip it in some ketchup. I would cook it for 30 minutes. I’m going to have macaroni with it.
I would cut it up and put it on a stove and cook it for 10 minutes. I’d put mustard and ketchup and hot sauce on it. I’d have mashed potatoes and breakfast with it.
I would cook it with a pot in the oven for 15 minutes. I’m going to put hot sauce on it.
I would put it in the oven for about an hour. I’m going to put hot sauce on it. I would have broccoli with it.
I would cook it in the oven and put it in a pan. I would put salt and pepper on it. I’d eat noodles with it and cook it for five minutes.
I would cut its head off and then put it in the oven for 15 minutes. Then after it’s done, I would take it out of the oven and put salt and pepper on it. I would have a drink with it, water.
I would go in the woods and shoot it in the bottom. I would cook it in the fireplace because my husband would be cooking in the oven and microwave. I’d put gravy on top of it. I would cook it for 15 minutes and eat it with gravy.
I would put it on a stick and make a fire. With it on the stick, I would cook it for 45 minutes and put barbecue sauce on it. I’d have mashed potatoes, rolls and ketchup. I’d dip my roll in ketchup.